Recently in The World Wide World

Not a damn thing is going on in Australia that is of any importance
Not even the guy who fondled a woman when she was at her drunkest

While over in Asia things certainly are much bleaker
Heck, right now it has gotta be tough to be a Uygur

And the Russian Federation has got plans that are a'forgin'
Just like those poor Uygurs, it ain't a good time to be a Georgian

Actions in the Middle East, continue to get the world spooked
So Hilary is taking sides, hoping Iran doesn't get the Nuke

Europe, oh what a place! Especially in Italy
Show the money, have some fun, just like Burlusconi!

Africa, poor Africa, she is inexcusably neglected
With leaders like Charles Taylor not much can be expected

In Central America it can be risky to be a tourist
Although its also risky to be the President of Honduras

Hey honey want to take a trip to Tijuana?
Absolutely! Fun in the sun, and our heads placed up in a gutter!

To some, America is a free and wonderful place
But don't you recall the economy pooping upon your face?

Finally to Toronto, the place I rest my head
On a pile of rotten garbage collecting 'round my homestead

Ah yes when you look at it, this world has become defiled
Filling people with bad intentions, acting insane, acting wild

It seems a challenge to be positive in this day and age
And to top it all off, its been years since I've been layed

Were doomed,

MBW