From time to time I go out in public. Occasionally in these time times, I am accompanied by a chum (pal, friend). Seeing as how I hang around reprobates, our conversations will more often than not sway into "blue" territory. This is usually fine, since we keep to ourselves, and when people see us laughing they assume (I assume) that we are discussing cute looking penguins, and how they make us laugh with their cuteness.
In actuality the topics are horrid, and inappropriate. Luckily for us, they cannot hear us - luckily for us they assume. However sometimes my friends and I will be chatting and our voice power will increase. Our normally muted private conversations about lewd topics become dangerously audible. This is usually due to the introduction/consumption of Gin and Whiskey.
So, my question is when my friends and I are conversing about;
Boners ______ mmmm _____ ahahhahah _____ fucking tool shed! _____ TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT ________ and_______ sacks and sacks of _______, ____ , and ____? Oh ya _____ ____, trunk of a car _____. Hahahhaha, _____, _____, blood!!! Dandelions, rainbows, and ____ _________! Oh man, oh man, hahahaha _________, wheelchair, ____ _____small Velcro shoes ______!!!
if someone overhears this in a public place, can I be ushered directly to prison, for rounds of sodomy? If the answer is "Yes, you certain can be detained", then I should probably not leave the house nearly as much when alcohol, friends, and no regard for limits, taboos, or acceptable conversation topics are mixed together.
Have a good day, fuckos.
M. B. W.
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