When Doves Cry

What if things on Earth were switched up a bit? What if Squids could play the drums? What if Lions and humans switched brains?
Well, humans would certainly be in dire straights. We would all be drones, rounded up and harvested for food by our Lion overlords.
My goodness me, a Lion with a human brain is an excellent thought! What a slim chance at freedom the human race would have.
I am assuming that humans are tasty, and I am also assuming that a Lion equip with a human brain would deduce that fact rather quickly.
This is especially troubling for humans, as without our impressive sponges, we are one of the most pitiful and defenseless creatures of earth.
Where is our armour? Our methods of defence? Our cunning? It is no where, without our impressive head lumps.
Give that lump to Lions, and they would be skinning and frying the pathetic humans six ways from Sunday.
I personally can picture myself disemboweled and fried in a soft batter, apple in mouth. What a treat I would be at the Lion semi-formal charity event! The Lion Chef would be mobbed, and asked how he was able to cook the "bald-headed loser" in such a tasty manor - although being a professional he would not reveal his recipe.
There would be McHumans, and Double Mchumans w/ cheese - they would be cheap, but they would make the Lions (especially the lower class ones) obese.
It would be a great world to live in for the mindless drone humans...I certainly would not have a heavy cell phone bill to pay, or any crippling depression.

Perhaps when Doves cry,

MBW