Computer Blue

Being an avid member of the Christian Community, Gary was disgusted of the perversions on the World Wide Web. Being a top MIT graduate, and brilliant computer scientist, he had decided to take action.

It was in early 2006 that this "action" began. The Internet's cavernous amounts of sin and filth, simply had to go.
Oh, He had heard the stories from his church going companions; filthy pornography, lewd and violent imagery, anti-religious diatribes! Surely this material was responsible for sullying the Earth, Gary thought.

He knew the fate of the world was now in his hands. It was simply time for him to act - if not for himself, then for the betterment of God's Children!

For three years He worked determinedly in his basement, creating a super computer of immense power - its name; Computer Blue. Computer Blue had but one function; when unleashed it would track down anything deemed to be filthy, tasteless, abhorrent, and offensive throughout the entire Internet. When finished its "Electronic Sin Extraction", (as Gary liked to call it), Computer Blue would simply delete, ridding the Internet of all its garbage in one fell swoop. (Ah yes, and once Computer Blue had started, it could not be stopped until the deed was done).

Finally, it was ready. The fruits of his labour were now in progress. Computer Blue had been up and running for several hours, and already it was proving remarkable effective. Pornography on the Internet was all but gone, and nearly 95% of the video's on YouTube were currently being whisked into Computer Blue's powerful sin-free black hole. Brimming with pride, and an overwhelming sense of accomplishment, Gary checked the filth-free Internet to view the world's reaction.

Much to his surprise, his ingenious idea for peace and a God loving World was crumbling in front of his computer screen. CNN.com reported stories of violent raids on pornography stores, by normal citizens on a desperate quest for porno.

Reuters was following the numerous cases of reported fights, and violent verbal attacks worldwide. It seems that the human race, unable to satisfy their lust for taboo in the privacy of their own homes, had taken to the streets.

Within days of Computer Blue's conception, murder, orgies, fire, and chaos were the norm in all corners of the earth. The once mighty Internet was now rendered useless. Without its abnormalities, and sinful content there was little interest in logging on to begin with, and all major sites crumbled. The World's economy was unable to recover, and total anarchy reigned. Gary was perplexed. "How could this be?", he wondered aloud to his cat Sparkles.

"Why Sparkles, why? I merely wanted to cure the earth of its sins, and now in an ironic twist of fate, a sinless Internet has caused the order of the entire world to implode into itself."

"I-I cannot go on, knowing what I have done."

With that, Gary donned his pink vinyl body suit, (with the extra dildo fashioned above the hole where his real penis hung out), put on his favorite air-restricting mask, inserted "My Ass is Haunted" into his DVD player, and hung himself.

Sparkles looked on in bemusement. Who was going to feed him now?

MBW