Baby Im a Star

Ya, I might be 150 million Gyaddamm kilometers away from y'all, but Ill still burn your mafuckin' ass. Im the dude, that red's up yo' skin, and makes y'all throw up for hours when y'all forget to wear a hat on the beach.
I mean, shit, smarten up muthafuckers. Y'all thinking, "oh snap, that bitch ass sun can't fuck with me. It ain't that hot".
What? Y'all's is stupid. I'm 1.4 million muthafuckin' kilometers wide, 4.5 muthafuckin' billion years old, and 10 million mafuckin' degrees, of hot skin burnin' fuckyoshitupness. I WILL burn your muthafuckin' asses. I will melt your record collections, and kill yo dogs, and yo old peoples. Don't fuck wit me. Please do not fuck wit me....
Some dumb motherfucker, Ian was bitchin' how I ain't come around, fo June and most of July...Then when I do come out, this dumb ass get so giddy, he dun drank 40 beers on a dock, all afternoon singing my praises. Well, I don't take kindly to punks, dissin' me when I ain't around, so I burnt his mafuckin' shoulders to a crisp. Burnt them shits.
Shit, I may be up in space, straight chillin', but I still laughed when his friends, dun slapped his muthafuckin' burnt shoulders, and called him a "douche bag".

Bottom line is: let me do my thang. I'll be out, so don't bitch when I ain't around, or I'll come down on your punk asses, and burn your eyes out durin' an eclipse, or blind you on the highway, or straight give you cancer.

Cuz yo, I'm a mutherfuckin' Star.